A new buzzword tiktokers made up that refers to meals served in bowls (eg. salads, burrito bowls, etc.) that are typically consumed by those in white collar positions on their lunch break. Places that serve these so-called “corporate slop bowls” include restaurants like Chipotle, Cava, Sweetgreen, etc.
Person 1: I went to Chipotle for lunch and had a burrito bowl
Person 2: omg bro literal corporate slop bowl
Person 2: omg bro literal corporate slop bowl
by elchia711 January 20, 2026
Get the Corporate slop bowl mug.The corporate you is defined as talking to any employee as though they are the business as a whole. Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
by GreyAtlasFinch January 23, 2021
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Noun: meaningless corporate drivel
Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background
Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background
"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."
"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."
"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."
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Get the Ivorian corporate records mug.To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.
Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.
by batht March 17, 2018
Get the noodlin in the corporate pond mug.1. (Verb) To systematically ruin a perfectly good workplace over the course of several years. Enacting pointless and counterproductive policies in order to save face and money though they make a shit-ton. The "blood from a stone" mentality.
2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.
2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.
"Publix cancelled non-management bonuses and stopped giving overtime among other things. Now greedy upper management reaps all the rewards, talk about pulling a corporate."
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😱: A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label
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