Come without porn

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.

"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 08, 2009

Come to Jesus meeting

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016

come throw the pipe

“piping” someone means fucking them

And we got a lotta time (time)
Baby, come throw the pipe (pipe)

by comfy user November 02, 2021

coming down with something

To catch or show symptoms of an illness

My head is so stuffed up, I think I'm coming down with something

by LJS Meat Sweats December 22, 2017

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.

Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!

by Dusty Knuckles July 05, 2022

coming out beer

quote "first beer" you have at the legal age.

*You dont have to hide your drinking anymore*

Rob: Did you go out to the bar last night? It being your 21st birthday.
Chris: Yea I had my coming out beer with my dad.

by KingBrad4evr June 05, 2009

got nothing coming

You have got nothing to look forward to" or "Nobody owes you anything".

-Yo, badge, I gotta use the phone
-Sure. You want a pizza an pedicure too?
- I gotta call my girl. She's expecting my call.
- Put a sock in it. You got nothing coming.
- No, no, no, man! No, man!

by Rimas79 November 03, 2013