Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

chub

something that is illegal but cool or enjoyable.

It was really chub when we ran away from the cops.

by novacasa November 24, 2016

Man chubs

When two heterosexual friends communicate stimuli.

When two best friends agree in unanimous euphoria.

Ex: Bro, Beer- a is way better than beer-b, if I had to choose between the two.

BRO 2: so true bro

Bro1 Has man chubs for bro 2 nonsexually because they enjoy the idea of both agreeing on such an important bro topic.

by BrutalTurtle704 March 13, 2017

Chubbing

A verb which means to lazily lay down while being fat

My cat kept chubbing around the house

by TheChubbyCat May 7, 2025

chubs

my cat

his name is chubs

by fayalsafe October 13, 2022

chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008