Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024
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1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025
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Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
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