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Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
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Christian: Let's go hennn!
Eliza: CHRISTIAN YOU ARE SUCH A TRASH BOT!!!!!
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Christian

Hot as fuck. His dick is big and every girl want to have sex with him. He smart and will knock the shit out of you. Last but not least he is the best sport player you’ll ever meet.
Omg, I am dating Christian and we had sex.

Isn’t Christian hot and a great football player
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Christian

He is a stalker!!!! He stalks me and my friends!
Christian stalks me and my friends
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Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.
Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!
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a kid that is smart, athletic, easy to become friends with. A try-hard at all sports he plays.
Christian is always a first pick in kickball.
by Peter Delgado January 29, 2017
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