Christians are a religious cult
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
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