Chinese Burn

Putting both hands on a cock and twisting in opposite directions.

She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

chinese meatball

A chinese meatball is when, during foreplay, the man takes out a small knife and whittles his bell-end until it is sharp and pointy. He then uses it to poke out the eyes of his partner. The next step is for the man to cut out his own testes, and put them in the eyesockets of his partner.

Terrence: Hey man! Look at that rooster over there!
Jill: Sorry, Samuel gave me a Chinese Meatball, my eyes are testicals.

by Chud April 19, 2005

chinese food

One of the few things China got right.

Person A: Going to get chinese food!
Person B: Oh my god! I'm so going
Person A: But I have like never talked to you since we were 4.
Person B: Shut the fuck up! We can talk when we get there.

by lalalayo July 3, 2009

chinese foo

chinese FOOD said by a chinese person

You oda chinese foo!?

by yo May 4, 2004

chinese taco

eating duck sauce from a pussy

i had the best chinese taco last night

by mustangman April 29, 2005

Chinese Lasagna

A male Chinese man cums between an Asian woman's breasts and fucks them using his own cum as a lubricant and then he pees on his semen and then continues to cum on top of the piss, and let it sit for a day and it will turn into a crusty Lasagna type material.

"Hey ling ling, wanna create a Chinese lasagna?"

"Sure Ching chong, lets make a steamy load of that good good!"

by Ching Long March 7, 2016

chinese control

taking 25 of a possible 26 points in a round of the card game Hearts, which is the worst possible score for one hand.

Chen is so good at Hearts he is taking Chinese control

by ching chong wing wong October 30, 2006