Chesterfield Chili Dog

Noun: The act of taking one’s own penis and pulling it up between the cheeks of the ass then farting diarrhea on the it.

Billy: “Hey Brandon, wanna go up to Steve’s for a Chesterfield Chili Dog?”
Brandon: “Sure Billy, that’s sounds divine!”

by Malbojia December 13, 2021

Chili Bean bomb

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb

"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"

by Greirat November 1, 2023

cleveland chili basket

An individual eats a lot of really hot peppers, which gives there fecal matter the consistency of runny chili. They deposit the fecal matter into a woman's vagina, aka, the chili basket. For an added bonus, you can repeat this process between multiple partners and have a Cleveland chili cook off.

So I watched a very riveting cooking show. They were serving Cleveland chili baskets to everyone.

by Dom1nator19 October 23, 2017

Kentucky Chili Spill

During anal intercourse, the recipient accidentally shits, resulting in a shit covered cock.

Damn Sally not again! This is the third time this week you did a Kentucky Chili Spill

by Mr. Slap August 2, 2008

The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.

I gave Mary Jane the Texas Chili Dog last night.

by betteretter boggle March 13, 2011

Alaskan Chili Dog

Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.

Will not work on black people or mexicans.

John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.

by siberianchill February 3, 2013

kentucky chili dog

When a man is in transition from vagina to anal insertion he spits his dip spit on his penis then proceeds to go ass to mouth for the finish

I totally pulled the kentucky chili dog on this chick last

by The Maximum May 19, 2010