Cereal Killer

A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.

Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.

by Rockcroc October 28, 2015

cereal addiction

An addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day.

I love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, I have a cereal addiction.

by HerveyBayCerealAddict July 26, 2016

cerendodo

Of or relating to a person that is extremely annoying and usually has little to no life or friends.

Cam is such a cerendodo

by xxXLarryth3lobster69Xxx July 15, 2016

Cereal killer

person that kills for cereal

quick hide the cereal the cereal killer is coming.

by WITHERED FOXY June 25, 2016

Cereal Hoe

A person who will do anything for cereal

Abby can be a cereal hoe sometimes

Don't say that Ryanne she's getting help

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz😇 June 13, 2016

Cereal Second

One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.

Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 30, 2018

cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.

When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.

by Playa Wizard May 7, 2018