buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

redneck tater chips

When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!

Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!

by Jimmyjamjamjon August 2, 2016

doo doo chips

That means your game is wack/bad. Examples: One is no good in sports, dancing, rapping, singing etc.

I was watching my friend play basketball and his game was doo doo chips.

by jettyjett August 21, 2016

Half rice/half chips

Bisexual. Unable to choose. From the famous inability of the Welsh nation to select which dish should accompany their curry. 'I just can't choose one love. I'll have half rice/half chips with the lamb korma please.'

Did your boy marry that Megan?
No Dai he dumped her and is with a bloke called Gavin now.
He needs to make his mind up.
I told him Rhodri, you can't be half rice/half chips all your life.

by Harrymunx November 4, 2016

Slag with chains on

A phrase given to a female/male participant of an orgy but can not move during the sexual act of intercourse because she/he is tied down.

"Your mum was a slag with chains on last night with those men."

by Hazgshore November 15, 2016

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Fish and cheesy chips

An orgy with people who do not wash

Had a massive fish and cheesy chips last night!

by MyGcheesychipsandthat December 17, 2019