Girl 1: I met a guy named Carson in class today, he's so hot and nice.
Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.
Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.
by iAmCarsonAndImGay January 25, 2023
Get the Carsonmug. carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
by 8ightism March 20, 2023
Get the carsonmug. A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.
"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."
by Enslaved by Truth December 13, 2024
Get the The Billy Carson Effectmug. Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
Get the Scott Carsonmug. 
A profound gentleman that can attract many women. If they have the name Carson James lindgren it’s even better. If this is the case they will have an amazing life to go along with the obscure rizz.
by Braden wright December 18, 2024
Get the Carsonmug. Who is Ken Carson?
For the blind, he's light.
For the hungry, he's bread.
For the sick, he's the cure.
For the sad, he's joy.
For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
For the blind, he's light.
For the hungry, he's bread.
For the sick, he's the cure.
For the sad, he's joy.
For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024
Get the Ken Carsonmug.