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febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart
Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can
by Colton R April 22, 2018
mugGet the febreeze canmug.

Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.
by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019
mugGet the Sprite Cannedmug.

Can Mir

A Good Dude, very kind, pernounced (Jan-Meer)
this guy is a total can mir
by Thebaseballdude January 12, 2022
mugGet the Can Mirmug.

it can ride

that milkshake wasn’t the best but it can ride.
by queen jace July 13, 2020
mugGet the it can ridemug.

dog can

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.
Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.
by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010
mugGet the dog canmug.

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying
Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!
by Chill28 October 28, 2020
mugGet the Juice canmug.

Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.
Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can
by theFANUM February 12, 2010
mugGet the Floorbage Canmug.

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