Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can
by Colton R April 22, 2018
Get the febreeze canmug. (Verb)
When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.
by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019
by Thebaseballdude January 12, 2022
Get the Can Mirmug. by queen jace July 13, 2020
Get the it can ridemug. The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.
Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.
Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.
by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010
Get the dog canmug. Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying
by Chill28 October 28, 2020
Get the Juice canmug. by theFANUM February 12, 2010
Get the Floorbage Canmug.