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Canada's history

A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com

It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
Hey bro, I cant believe I paid that hooker 50 bucks for a Canada's History!
by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010
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First, use the Stanley Cup to make some french toast. Then pour the maple syrup on the french toast and eat it.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
First, he used the Stanley Cup to make some french toast.
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.

"Canada's History"
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To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.
by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010
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Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"
Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.
by jjd241 February 8, 2010
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A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.
After going through Canada's History, the poor girl needed four months of therapy.
by Biggie132 February 4, 2010
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A grandMILF's moose knuckle.
Whoa, check out the Canada's History on that old lady!
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As Stephen Colbert says, "putting everything in there."
Canada's History, the most unimaginable sex act.
by sklop February 4, 2010
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