A person who Drives around in a bus pretending to sell pies, but as soon as a child comes near he steals them then trades them for Camels for his "sexual" pleasure
by The Py-Bus Investiagator June 07, 2006
The shortbus
by Boogereater69 March 27, 2021
by Dr. Graves February 04, 2015
Bus Parkour is a game that all bus drivers play but still deny playing it.
The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.
The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.
It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).
This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.
The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.
The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.
It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).
This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.
Dude 1: Why were you so late man?
Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour
Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens
Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour
Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens
by JimmyRussell October 29, 2012
Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed
by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023
While driving your automobile, you get trapped between two buses, with one being right behind you and one being right in front of you.
While driving to work this morning, a bus pulled in front of me and before I knew it, another one was behind me! I was in a bus sandwich for 12 blocks!
by jupiter6921 August 13, 2010
The Short Bus is the bus you see people with special needs riding on. Sometimes referred to as ‘The Sunshine Bus’.
by ratboii June 09, 2018