Braden

a horny boy, who likes butt pics from his girlfriend. he is very awkward and his friends call him a horndog.

person 1: omg did you hear what braden asked brynn?
person 2: yeah! hes such a horndog

by deshdosh420 February 16, 2019

Braden

Literally has no friends lmao

Hey look it’s braden. Why he by himself?

by Cooking May 22, 2019

Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

braden barillas

a handsome boy who’s so perfect n is there for everyone. he’s amazing and is so so so sweet. i wish i could marry him. <3 - aisey

ais: “omg is that braden barillas?”
keira: “yes it is! he’s the sweetest boy, you should talk to him!”

by aiseyyy March 12, 2022

professional bride

A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.

The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.

She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.

She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

biggest broden

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around

Hey biggest Broden. I just rickrolled you.

by Derpidy doo doo July 18, 2020

brms (braden river middle school)

the best school in tha fukkin worldd; half the kids there chief and dip. its da best school and the girls are hott as fukk and like to get high also.

dude #1: d00d i just bought a g of dro ,lets skipp 7th period and we can get some other people to come.

dude #2: hellz yeahh d00d i got a can of dip that i got at mainstreet last nightt ;D

brms (braden river middle school)

by weedman941 November 8, 2009