rocket booming

(v) The act of proclaiming one's popularity on the internet, especially when the opposite is true.

This is done to give a false appearence and to take advantage of the fact that there is no universal mechanism to track & verify web statistics and even Nielsen does not understand the difference between viewers, page views, hits, downloads, and subscriptions.

First used by ZeFrank on October 23, 2006

"If you want to be popular just go ahead and say you are, I call that rocket booming."

"14 inches, really?
No, I was just rocket booming."

by resung October 23, 2006

Boom Dazzle

Origination: “Boom” the sound a gun makes. “Dazzle” your appearance after wearing newly stolen jewelry. Roots stem from 3rd Century B.C. cannon usage by Ctesibius of Alexandria, who utilized the instrument to win the heart of a Greek goddess.

(adj.) A description of the audiovisual impression a firework makes on the human experience.

(n.) An event, occurrence, object, or person of epic importance.

(v.) to astonish or delight.

“Yo, jackin’ that old man up for his gold chain would be the boom dazzle.”

by Boom Dazzle Propogator November 3, 2009

Layin' Boom

Defecating in large, continuous boluses while making your presence on the toilet known with loud flatulence.

These hamburgers are so juicy, and this salad is divine, but I know I'm going to be layin' boom at work tomorrow morning.

by PeanutButterDefense May 14, 2010

boom verbatim

something said to emphasize a point, usually said in a southern illinois accent with the "verbatim" following a few seconds after the "boom"

origin: wellness instructors and basketball coaches in the middle illinois region

pronounced: BOOM. ver-BAY-duhm

"You gotta run every day to get your heart rate up. BOOM verbatim."

by We Love Welch April 29, 2009

temple of boom

where all stoners go and smoke in peace access will be denied if u got no bud

flo "hay man let go to the temple of boom"
matt "ya man lets get fanny eyed"

by flo and matt productions December 15, 2008

shroom boom

A nuclear explosion or an atomic bomb, which makes a mushroom shaped cloud.

"I saw a documentary about shroom booms on the History channel the other day."

by Orly Wild October 16, 2008

Gotta boom

Def. 1: Short for Gotta Boomerang, meaning you got to leave/go but will be back.

Def. 2: To say goodbye with intention of returning to one of the aspects of the environment you left, usually returning to see a certain person again.

Dude 1: "Aw man, I'm late… Gotta Boom!"

Dude 2: "Aight, see you later then."

Example 2-

Girl 1: "My BF wants me to come over, Gotta Boom!"

Girl 2: "Oooh, Have Fun!"

by Cor-Pie November 23, 2013