douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect
'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back
by adamsgone April 18, 2011
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Dog water, bog water

Phrase often used in gaming to state you are ‘trash, scum.’ Your skills are lacking at a particular video game.
by Lancelot_47 May 11, 2021
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blog bog

Posts on internet forums and blog sites, which are written by angry, megalomanic trolls and n00bs and are just plain shit to read. Comments which make no sense and gives the blogger an aura of loserism.
That 'Raven' character on the forum is a clueless muppet. From reading his posts it's obvious he a serious case of blog bog.
by Stefanowicz June 18, 2007
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bog simple

Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
I need a bog simple explanation of how this thing works.
by Onemorejoltwarden September 27, 2022
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Bog Hottie

A word reversal of hog body, used to refer to a hottie that lives in a bog. Like if Nessie was yassified.
"You know about the legend of the bog Hottie? They just got their nails done in a coffin shape. So hot!"
by The Original Bog Hottie May 05, 2022
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Bog standard

A british slang word for "plain" or "normal"
by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023
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bog woft

an overpowering sensation of smell that just hangs, attributed to a dump, grogbog or severe case of dangle berries
wow that bog woft is intense, i aint going down on you tonight honey..
by yo nigel August 20, 2009
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