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gawk blocked

When traffic comes to a stop from all of the people staring at a wreck
Look at this! I'm going 20 under because of the wreck on the other side of the high-way. I've been gawk blocked.
by ARandomMan January 27, 2014
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GF Blocked

When you have a GF (girlfriend) and suddenly all the chicks want you. and your GF is now blocking you from scoring with them all.
Dude 1: Bro, this chick is hot

Dude 2: Yeah, too bad i'm being GF blocked
by Mrdudemanguysir11 January 26, 2010
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Corpus Block

A measure of health in the game MADNESS: Project Nexus.

In-game, a Corpus can be damaged until it is empty, which then it is vurnurable to be broken if it is hit again. If you aren't hit for a period of time, your Corpus will regenerate; This can be sped up by dealing damage. Broken Corpus are lost until you can reach a medkit or a certain point. Losing all of your Corpus will usually result in being incapacitated.

Most adequate people can get up to three, but on average two is more likely, and for the especially frail people, one. It can also be viewed as a direct measurement of your ability to get up after sustaining a lot of injury. Additional Corpus blocks past five can be achieved by wearing stronger armor, or simply getting a lot stronger*

Can also be shortened to just "Corpus"

*Maxing out at Four
Sanford: Crap, I lost a Corpus Block back there.

Deimos: Hey, that's why we have three! I'll tell you if we see any medkits around.
by T.L-Hank June 18, 2023
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Christmas Block

The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.
Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!

Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
by derek the doctor December 24, 2009
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Moving blocks

Selling and/or “pushing drugs” in multiple neighborhoods
Aye man OhGeesy be out here Moving blocks everyday.
by YungDrxco November 12, 2019
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pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.
Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.
by faldok August 15, 2012
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Creator Block

WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO CREATE AND SUCK AND LACK MOTIVATION
Me: I'm bored :(
Laruen: Why don't you create something?
Me: I have a creator block
by JOKEEEEEE April 14, 2017
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