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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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Bless

A Tall, Smart, funny guy! When you first get to know bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass l but you'll be blessed to have him in your life!
"I saw bless take a girls phone!"
"Bless is a total Blessing!"
"Bless is a cool guy"
by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022
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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018
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Bless

Bless is the type of shy and sweet girl who is wife material with ho potential. No fears my dudes, because she´s too socially awkward to even get near a male homosapient with whom she is attracted to. Bless is the type of girl who is always empathetic to others and even to assholes who she takes her back. Don´t break her trust because although she may forgive you, she never trust you again. She is one of the most beautiful girls who deserves the world from everything she has gone through. She is also random at times so be prepared for that or else your unmatched energy will push her away. Don´t push her away as she is one of the most understanding and kindest and most etheral innocent being you will ever encounter. Be nice to her you lucky bitch.
Bless: Oi, let´s hug.
Person: I don´t like hugs.
Bless: proceeds to hug***
by Kou´s wife February 11, 2021
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Blessing

Blessing is a name of a girl. Just like her name she is truly blessed. She is kind of sensitive but she can also fight back when needed otherwise she knows how to to fix problems ASAP. She is genuine,beautiful and funny. She is smart too. She is the definition of brains and beauty
Blessing truly is a Blessing
by anonymous January 15, 2023
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