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Birthday Dance 

A naturally occurring phenomenon on Facebook Walls that happens every Wednesday for an indefinite amount of time. The origin of Birthday Dance is not yet known however scientists are striving to discover it's origins using the Large Hadron-Collider; the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator located under the French-Swiss border.
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Carly: STOP...
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Carly: i dont get it?
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Birthday Dance by Dank Sauce April 7, 2010

Birthday-Shift 

The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.
"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."

"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."

Birthday inflation 

Instead of celebrating a birthday for one day, it grows to a several days or a week due to the following: family celebration, party with friends, romantic dinner, cupcakes at school. This expansion of time to celebrate is birthday inflation
I thought we could do something this weekend, but due to the wife's birthday inflation I'm busy until next Thursday.
Birthday inflation by PDXef October 20, 2012

birthday straightlike 

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.
I just gave you a birthday straightlike.

Birthday Bummer 

Someone who ruined another's birthday
Birthday Bummer by Turd 12380 February 23, 2013

@birthday_craic 

a really awesome person who will always be there to support 1D and 5SOS THROUGH THICK AND THIN EVEN WHEN THEY'RE OLD A WRINKLY AND HAVE ARTHRITIS AND CAN'T DO FOLLOW SPREES BECAUSE THEIR FINGERS HURT.HE LOVE THOSE BOTS TO DEATH
'hey did you see what @birthday_craic posted on twitter?'
'OMG yes she i so gucci its amazing i just wish i was in a mutual with her'
@birthday_craic by teheeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2013