andrei has a big dick 

Andrei does indeed have a massive magnum sized shlong

dam Andrei has a big dick

andrei has a big dick by jgfthjhgfjhgffghj November 21, 2023

Farmer Nicks Big Dick 

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

Big Judah Dick (BJD) 

Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.

Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."

Big Judah Dick (BJD) by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017

Big Useless Dick 

When a guy boasts a lot about the size of his penis, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. He also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of sex is really bad.

Well now I know that he's just a Big Useless Dick. Next!

Big Useless Dick by scorpiowoman111 May 16, 2016

big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

big swinging dick by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

big swinging dick

1. the financial industry's term for a rainmaker; a Wall Street executive who brings in enormous amounts of money for the firm, possibly because he has just screwed a customer.

An expression made famous by Michael Lewis in Liar’s Poker, published in 1989.

2. a mover and shaker in any organization

Calling some one a dick is an insult.
Calling some one a big dick is a bigger insult.
Calling some one a big swinging dick is a term of respect.

Not a nickname for a large gorilla named Richard.

But Dick Perle didn't want to be a mere influence peddler. He wanted to be a businessman, a venture capitalist, a Big Swinging Dick.

big swinging dick by mandingoe October 5, 2004

big ol' dick 

A word Southern US folk use to describe when they are having a hankering for sausages. Also used to describe a dominos pizza delivery guy when he comes to your door, especially if his name is Steve.

See Neebs Gaming on Youtube

Hey Justin, I need a big ol' dick right now. I got a hankering for one.

Justin: Dominos is delivering a pizza to our house. The delivery guy's name is Steve.

Jacqueline: Steve has a big 'ol dick!

big ol' dick by Goldleader7 January 24, 2017