Beat and eat

A phrase used to describe taking a break that involves eating food and masterbating.

After I played call of duty for 5 hours straight i thought it would be a good time to beat and eat.

by beatTHEmeat>cod July 20, 2010

beat the feet

To leave for another destination

I (we) have to beat the feet and get to the appointment.

by teaserus August 17, 2016

beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

by Lucius Black February 9, 2009

Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws April 1, 2011

Casio Beat

When the drum and/or base of a song sounds bad and repetitive, like the producer used preprogrammed instrumentals from a Casio keyboard.

Amateur rappers on YouTube suck, most of them sound like they're using Casio beats.

by Urban Jew/distortedview.com February 5, 2010

Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.

"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."

by amdaddict November 20, 2009