bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters
I finna bald walk.
by tjobree May 12, 2020
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bald head strength

The extra strength a nigga gets when he’s Bald Asf
-Ayo that man got bald head strength you see how he head butted him

-Look at that bald ass head I just know he got that bald head strength
by Goatstatus February 14, 2022
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Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald
Bald Martin Haters are such losers!

I know right!
by Bald Martins Elf April 07, 2021
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Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
by LeeWay1974 December 05, 2019
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Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
by Sweet Cheeks the og June 08, 2023
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Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.
I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.
by adolfnigler January 04, 2023
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