–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).
2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).
2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.
"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."
"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."
"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."
by Rigz June 26, 2007
Get the bacon tongsmug. Hey man i just got rid of my virginity and fear of razor blades in one crazy night.
Tight bacon, i think.
Tight bacon, i think.
by Bird Nest January 13, 2008
Get the Tight Baconmug. A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.
by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006
Get the bacon bitchmug. Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.
"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"
by WestAvenger January 29, 2009
Get the Floor Baconmug. More commonly known as peameal bacon served with breakfast. Also known as the fat that sticks out of the sides of chicks who where clothes that are too tight, or wear high cut tops and low cut pants, leaving blubber or 'back bacon hanging out the side.
Holy shit man, look at all the back bacon on that chick, you could feed a family of twelve with that.
by Dr.D!gs June 17, 2004
Get the back baconmug. Fat girl that thinks she is so sexy that when she rubs up against you, you get a whiff of her fat smelly cooter.
Yo, that fluff was straight up sportin' the bacon pussy. She was rubbin' up against me and I caught a whiff, damn...bacon.
by john- john the madman April 7, 2009
Get the bacon pussymug. a roll/sandwich filled with bacon.
(from facejacker)
usually said to confused northern irish people while going through a drive thru.
(from facejacker)
usually said to confused northern irish people while going through a drive thru.
"how many bacon rolls do you want?"
"none"
"4 bacon rolls!"
"no bacon rolls"
"6 more bacon rolls"
"no i don't want any bacon rolls"
"14 bacon rolls!"
"none"
"4 bacon rolls!"
"no bacon rolls"
"6 more bacon rolls"
"no i don't want any bacon rolls"
"14 bacon rolls!"
by luuuuuuucy April 29, 2010
Get the bacon rollmug.