Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.

Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.

by Elviis November 17, 2015

quantum apple

A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.

A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.

by Quantomechanician December 6, 2015

Carmel Apple

A Carmel Apple is when you're doing anal & when you finish & you pull out covered in a brown glaze.

I just got a Carmel Apple and it wasn't savory kind.

by AGamb1e January 12, 2016

apple pasta

APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer

Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!

by dancer10122 May 30, 2019

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

granny apple

When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.

Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.

by NoloD December 4, 2017

Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.

Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.

by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019