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Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.
Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.
by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019
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quantum apple

A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.
A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.
by Quantomechanician December 6, 2015
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Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science
Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!
by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011
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Smack'd Apples

A cool punk rock band from the Netherlands who throw apples in to the audience every show.
Have you catched a Smack'd Apple?! AWESOME!
The Smack'd Apples have such a great show and their music is fucking good!
by Eric 1993 June 23, 2008
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apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
by casedilla2 March 14, 2010
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Poisoned apple

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.
by Nodules August 1, 2012
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Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.
Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.
by Elviis November 17, 2015
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