by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

So, a soul less creature with no sense of living in this world.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.
by musturdmaddy September 4, 2022

To pull an Alan Shepard is to cheat on your significant other but play it off like the total badass that you are.
“Dude I just pulled an Alan Shepard”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
by Tyrone V. Biggums November 5, 2020

The most Sweetest person I have ever met.
He have lighten my life,and helped me escape through dark.
Being with him is one of the most happiest moments in my life,and I will forever cherish our every moments together.
No matter how hard our problems are,we will never give up,we will go through this together.
I love him more than anything in this World,and I would never pick anyone else over him.
Even if we break apart,he will always be my one and only,no one else.
I belong to him,and he belongs to me,
And my Heart belongs to him.
He is like an angel,not perfect,but the best.
I will forever be by he's side.
He have lighten my life,and helped me escape through dark.
Being with him is one of the most happiest moments in my life,and I will forever cherish our every moments together.
No matter how hard our problems are,we will never give up,we will go through this together.
I love him more than anything in this World,and I would never pick anyone else over him.
Even if we break apart,he will always be my one and only,no one else.
I belong to him,and he belongs to me,
And my Heart belongs to him.
He is like an angel,not perfect,but the best.
I will forever be by he's side.
"Alan is the best Boyfriend ever"
by anonymous November 22, 2021

ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM
ALAN THE MAN
by alaniscute May 19, 2022
