by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020
Get the Gel head Alanmug. So, a soul less creature with no sense of living in this world.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.
by musturdmaddy September 4, 2022
Get the Alan apxmug. 
To pull an Alan Shepard is to cheat on your significant other but play it off like the total badass that you are.
“Dude I just pulled an Alan Shepard”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
by Tyrone V. Biggums November 5, 2020
Get the alan shepardmug. The most Sweetest person I have ever met.
He have lighten my life,and helped me escape through dark.
Being with him is one of the most happiest moments in my life,and I will forever cherish our every moments together.
No matter how hard our problems are,we will never give up,we will go through this together.
I love him more than anything in this World,and I would never pick anyone else over him.
Even if we break apart,he will always be my one and only,no one else.
I belong to him,and he belongs to me,
And my Heart belongs to him.
He is like an angel,not perfect,but the best.
I will forever be by he's side.
He have lighten my life,and helped me escape through dark.
Being with him is one of the most happiest moments in my life,and I will forever cherish our every moments together.
No matter how hard our problems are,we will never give up,we will go through this together.
I love him more than anything in this World,and I would never pick anyone else over him.
Even if we break apart,he will always be my one and only,no one else.
I belong to him,and he belongs to me,
And my Heart belongs to him.
He is like an angel,not perfect,but the best.
I will forever be by he's side.
"Alan is the best Boyfriend ever"
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Alanmug. ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM
ALAN THE MAN
by alaniscute May 19, 2022
Get the Alanmug. 