monke

i understood that very well!

teacher: bla bla bla
student: monke

by anonymous March 2, 2021

Monke

Somthing 9 year olds say because they think they are funny.

Boy: LOL monke.
Mother: This is why nobody loves you.

by GooseMilker May 7, 2022

jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.

Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!

by Gatorgar December 21, 2016

monke

an unfunny and annoying internet meme

guy: I am Monke where banana hehehe E 69 funny
Me:(-_-)

by Hitlerisawoman July 31, 2021

Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!

"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*

by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021

Monke

We must return to monke. This term was created my the youtuber socksfor1's friend Blaza

return to monke

by Monke_real May 7, 2022

Monk Lips

A term to describe somebody with big lips and a hidden gay like qualities. Preferably people named Robert,Rob,Bobby,Bob, Robin or Roberto

Look at that bitch with monk lips thinking he’s straight.

by Dr Huy Ash March 26, 2023