When one turd sucks on another turd for survival in a manner that reflects two turds French kissing.
by GGG Fantasy Football October 22, 2022
Get the Jared Tindallmug. Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.
kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.
by Unknown228:) February 3, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
by Yagggahab May 20, 2023
Get the Jare-Bearmug. He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.
by Tennisgurl January 5, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. jared’s another name for a dolphin LMAO
their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
by froyos October 21, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. "The most amazing guy !!" No, no. Cut the bullshit. Jared is a Fuckboy !! Cute, Charming, Good Looking etc... he has just enough to make you fall for him. And when you do, he's onto the next girl.
Person 1: "he's such a fuckboy ! 'I love you' my ass! Probably has that shit copied and pastes to the next girl."
Person 2: "Is his name Jared?"
Person 2: "Is his name Jared?"
by GirlsLikeNuts November 26, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. 