dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

toy dating

when two people are ACTUALLY dating, but neither can come to terms with it.

ie fb status update 'at Restaurant, with Girl'

Girl comments 'is this a date?'

friend responds 'You two are toy dating. Just accept it.'

by whosthat December 30, 2011

Date-whammy

When you are asked out by a a friend of the opposite sex and you assume it is just friendly, but as the night goes on it becomes clear that it is actually a date.

I hung out with Cedric last night. It wasn't until he started inching closer and closer on the couch that I realized he'd pulled a date-whammy."

by RecklessEnthusiasm July 1, 2011

Beef Date

A Beefdate is a birthday in which you are given the "meat" in other words: Losing your virginity!

Girl: Can my birthday be a beef date?
Guy: Sure babe!

by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017

homeschool dating

they like each other but they’re not officially dating...even though they go on dates and act like a couple. this usually lasts about a month.

she’s homeschool dating another guy smh

by missmiaonfire October 11, 2018

Guilt-Dating

Guilt dating is when someone is asked out and they feel pressured to say yes. They often feel if they reject someone that they are being mean. This often ends up in one sided relationships and broken hearts

She is totally guilt-dating him there is no way she likes him back

by Fyare48 March 4, 2019