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Christian

This person is the most stupid and insignificant person you will ever meet it. It is truly enlightening to be away from this spasticate piece of shit.i have put myself under exigent demand to inform you how confined his knowledge is,if you would like to lose brain cells I recommend you to converse with a Christian on a daily basis
Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him
by jackja February 26, 2019
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Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.
Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....
by it's me you're me October 19, 2017
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Christian

A real dickswazler.
"What's related to the name Christian?"
"Oh, easy: Dickswazler."
by CRES21123 May 8, 2019
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Christian

A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.
Michael:*being a god at basketball*
Christian: *sweating like a dumb pig*
by Jeffafa January 22, 2020
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Christian

Fat male with a girls private part.
Also doesn’t shower
Christian wants to be black.
by Zack2344 October 23, 2019
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Christian

Someone with a 1.5 centimetre penis and yellow shit all over his teeth.
Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.
by vgkjf May 27, 2019
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Christian.

He is a generous great guy, really cute, kind hearted and loving. He sees the best in people. He's great at sports but always chokes in finals. He is terukinas bitch. :p
by Savage 808 March 15, 2017
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