Canadian Walnut

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.

"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"

by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

canadian argument

A hockey fight.

"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."

by EasedMage November 11, 2016

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Canadian Steamer

Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"

by Wpgman June 2, 2020

Canadian Backjack

When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.

I jus got Canadian Backjacked

by D-speed December 12, 2011

Canadian Alzheimer

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

by Yahoones February 3, 2023