Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.

by Yourvum July 2, 2021

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws April 1, 2011

Sick beats

The sound of me playing the drums init

Do you want to listen to my sick beats?

by Synonyms March 30, 2020

beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

by Lucius Black February 9, 2009

Beat and eat

A phrase used to describe taking a break that involves eating food and masterbating.

After I played call of duty for 5 hours straight i thought it would be a good time to beat and eat.

by beatTHEmeat>cod July 20, 2010