12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

Ohio Baker

even saying this word destroys multiverses, its very powerful.

he is a Ohio Baker

by MarsmarsianE July 8, 2023

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

Wyatt Baker

A little bitchboy who's goal in life is to do nothing but to displease the people around him.

Damm dude why are you acting like such a Wyatt Baker right now.

by The One Who Is Truthful October 21, 2023

Josh Baker

Someone who dies for nyash

Josh Baker dies for nyash
Josh Baker has died for nyash

by Nyasher the Masher May 20, 2022

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023