Hayden Page

A man with a mighty mustache who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.

Hayden Page is a beast.

by firestartermonsterbabe September 28, 2021

Hayden

The definition of someone you don't wanna be around.

That dude was being such a hayden.

by TheRealSoupXX March 3, 2022

Hayden

The goat🐐👑

Boy 1- “yooo look who it is”
Boy 2- “my boi Haydennn”
Boy 1- “what a goat💪“

by flip flop.12 March 13, 2023

Hayden

Boys love her, girls hate her for stealing their man. Had multiple boyfriends. Stuck together toes. Is white. Will not date Michael B. Jordan. Does not here black peoples. Likes to play footsies. Is with a guy who won’t sleep in the same bed as her.

Hayden loves boy toys.

by Creamy101 August 24, 2022

hayden

i miss you and i hate you and i hate that i miss you. you ruined my life. i never wanna know you again but some broken part of me is still so attached to loving you.

my friends: are you okay?

me: i miss hayden
me friends: i’m sorry, it’ll be okay. yk you deserve better anyways.

by 444.dari February 22, 2022

Hayden

A gigachad who listens to the best music you have every heard!
If you dare insult Hayden you will find him in your mothers bedroom tomorrow night.

Hayden was vibing to his awesome music in the background

by refutercomputer March 6, 2022

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023