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doggy dumps

That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.
This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.
by Spitballer February 15, 2020
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Aussie dump

The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.
Ted:"woahhh those are some gnarly skid marks!
Douglas: "yupp, I took an Aussie dump"
by Ale07 June 1, 2012
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hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples
son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump
by !kidflash! October 20, 2011
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Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
by StevensSon January 26, 2023
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Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking
I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit
by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020
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Twitter dumping

An act thy is comprised of posting a large amount of photos on one's Twitter feed in an extremely small amount of time. Anyone who has notifications turned on for any page that they follow has experienced this. Most common with the porn pages on Twitter. No hash tags. No caption. Just 20 pictures posted in less than a minute.
*phone goes off*

Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.

*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.
by GG Allin February 12, 2021
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Dump a clip

Matthew: Do you think Alec and Brittany will hook up tonight?
Francisco: Yes, he will definitely dump a clip before midnight.
by Milk Machine April 30, 2021
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