Covid Spiderman

A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.

Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.

by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020

Covid-34

When you contract covid-19 and decide to spend time sick beating your meat.

Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*

by TurnipPop April 28, 2020

Covid-19

A time to have sex with all your side pieces then work at your own trash house!

Bro I think Eddie Murphy would had a fun time during Covid-19!!!

by Lil_Lonely3142069 March 24, 2021

COVID baddie

Someone who is stuck in the house but she/he wants to look cute so they dress up just to stay at home.

Friend: Why are you looking so cute when you can’t leave the house.
Me: Idek just feel like being a COVID baddie today.

by Bunny_alexx May 1, 2020

Covid Buddy

Covid buddy is someone who handles all your needs during the Corona Pandemic. Physical, mental, emotional.

I met this guy and I chose him to be my covid buddy so I didn’t have to find a boyfriend

by Julio Hones February 8, 2021

Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.

Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.

by Firephoenix June 16, 2020

Covid-1943

A new variant of the Covid-19 virus originating from those who dosed at Tippers April 19th bicycle day set and refuse to take off their tnf wristband even though its been over 4 years

Dude i wish i could make it to tnf-5 but i still have covid-1943

by Spuntard May 12, 2023