wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

but can it do this?

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.

Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?

by uhh may January 21, 2018

Can Luca

Can Luca is the brightest soul of the univers, everyone considers him as the alpha male.
Every girl He Talks to embraces because of his masculinity and his big dick Energy.
Also he is the most handsome, caring and loving person in the World.
Because many Can Lucas are orientalic the most attracted women for them are Light gingers.

Who is the best guy in the World?? I think Can Luca because He is so good at everything.

by 2forwin November 22, 2021

Garbage Canning

The act of threatening someone, as to place them in a garbage can in "ruse" to actually create reason to physically contact them with out fault.

Is commonly used from male to female as to generate reason to "feel up" the girl with out social akwardness.

"I'm so Garbage Canning YOU"
Proceeds to put hands on the girl and pull her agaisnt him while mocking the act of putting her in a garbage can

by Jimmy Buddy March 28, 2012

can collector

Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.

His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.

by Skullar_YuTendo March 7, 2023

Myth In A Can

A Port-A-Fortress in the game fortnite a building that you throw and becomes a base

HI im Sammy Orlando the defualty alive lets use the Myth In A Can

by TheRealNoAh November 6, 2018

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 4, 2017