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winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.
Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did
by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016
mugGet the winter monkeymug.

decaying winter

Game on Roblox, designed by Archimexus, that consists of a gameplay loop of scavenging, fighting, and fucking Sledge Queen

there are like 4 factions agents raiders scavs rekigon

rekigon are just a bunch of crackheads who stab you with weed knifes and make sleep paralysis demons that make you want to kill yourself
raiders are absolute fucking simps for sledge queen and turn you into a meat paste the second you get close to their strip club
scavs are just rekigon without the weed or demons
and agents are just femboys dressed in buckets and thigh highs
there are also 2 VERYY fuckable bosses; sledge queen and yosef
GOD DAMN ITS EVERYWHERE
raiderreal: hey lets go play some decaying winter
Elcwo: ok femboy
*they then go gangbang sledge queen with a stick of dynamite and a pitchfork*
by raiderreal October 25, 2025
mugGet the decaying wintermug.

Winter Hot Chocolate

Winter Hot Chocolate is when you embark into a females/males septic tank, and install a spout into the pipe system. You must also add a preheater like the gas station coffee machines, and pour yourself a nice mug. You sip on that mug like a nice hot chocolate in the cold days of winter
by Sammyboi69420 September 6, 2025
mugGet the Winter Hot Chocolatemug.

Winter

#1-Winter's a bitch.
#2-Who the fuck are you?
#1-A figment of some assholes definition of winter.
#2-Oh that guy.
by FUCKHEAD42069 October 16, 2018
mugGet the Wintermug.

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.
Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011
mugGet the brown Winter in your assholemug.

Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights
Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.
by Phatrus June 11, 2018
mugGet the Winter Warmermug.

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