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sex wii

A disgusting form of sexual gratification involving a "nun-chuck" and wii remote. this activity is frowned upon in any circles other than that of obsessive japanese MK players.
"errr, thats worse than sex wii"

"you dont wanna eat that biscuit do you.....SEX WII FASTER"
by bp garage October 18, 2008
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Nintendo Wii

Nintendo Wii- The latest underpowered overpriced console vomited out by Nintendo upon the unwashed moronic masses. Wii plays only bullshit kiddy games and Wii has an overrall lack of games. In this way Wii is pretty much like every other Nintendo console before it.
Dan: Hey you want me to pick up a Nintendo Wii for you from Walmart while I get mine?
Steve: Nah, I'm too busy having fun playing Halo 3 to make time for that kiddy bullshit. You can pick me up one though if I ever start to think obsessing over Nintendo's business strategy and sales figures as well as playing a console with no good games is in any way fun.
by Epsilon_Eridani November 12, 2007
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Wanna play with my wii?

A way of asking if someone wants to "play" with your penis, while referring to the Nintendo Wii
Friend 1: Hey, wanna play with my wii?
Friend 2: Sure!
Friend 1: Great, hey maybe after that we can play video games!
by IntoTheBlaze117 March 31, 2010
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Generation Wii

A term (one of many) for those who are 12-18 years old in 2008.
You can tell someone from Generation Wii because they get all misty-eyed when they talk about Pete and Pete. Just like Gen X and the Brady Bunch.
by david kinofist February 25, 2008
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nintendo wii

The crappiest and most boring and ugliest game graphics console ever made to mankind history.
Even the name sounds extremely gay.
And if you pay for 3 extra controllers to fully play 4 players games (mario kart, super smash bros and co) it will cost you as much as a PS3.
Alex : The PS3 will blast the Wii away-

Pete : Fuck the Nintendo Wii it sounds so gay. -

Josh : The Wii is cheap and cheaply made, its for poor people who can't buy food. -

Matt : What the fuck are those graphics?? You still playing on Xbox 1??
Ashton: No man its my new nintendo wii!
Matt: Holy shit, the graphics look like puke man. -
by dauragonjah November 8, 2006
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Nintendo Wii

Means something in Japanease, but sounds VERY gay in the American language
Nintendo Wii sounds cool but has a very different design to it
by Smedy June 28, 2006
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no nintendo wii

A lazy fancy way to say that you don't understand french people.
French guy, "Souhaitez-vous me donner une pipe s'il vous plaît?"

Travon, "Ummm, no nintendo wii?"
by r0th10n June 10, 2011
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