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you sexy thang you think you got it all but you don't your a beast that's fat and nobody likes you and you think the girls love you don't because your bi hahaha bitch
your a beast that no one likes
by bitch your ugly May 12, 2009
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you live and you learn

What your parents say when something shitty happens to you.
Me: dammit I couldn't get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.

Parents: sorry honey : '(
Me: now I won't get the brand new Britney Spears MILF edition sex doll!

Parents: you live and you learn !
by Omega_College_Dog December 27, 2016
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you thought you ate

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thinking you ate a argument but didn’t even touch the plate. you thought you did that, you thought that someone was going to hype you up for that.

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girl1: ew.. your wearing like 10 pounds of makeup. I could never! Am I right girls?

girl2: you thought you ate that? like you actually believed . you ate? Only thing you ate is dirt.

girl3: ^^

everyone else: ^^
by user55533321 December 3, 2021
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yous

-possesive form of "you"
-your
How's yous day be goin?
by Crystal "Ms. Cleo" S. September 29, 2003
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you

"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you" can be defined as when Mr. Ben Phillips has had enough of everyone being loud and a GaY CuNt
"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you" is defined as:
Ben Phillips walks in - the class is talking

"Thank you" x1 - Shut up
"Thank you" x2 - Shut the f*ck up
"Thank you" x3 - Shut the f*ck up or i'll throw you out the f*cking star jasmine
"Thank you" x4 - Ben Phillips proceed's to throw some arrogant sl*t out the f*cking star jasmine
by Ben take it up Phillips August 19, 2019
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love you and leave you

To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.
Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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No You

A "comeback" you use when you're too trash and uncreative to make a roast.

But wait! There's more. The autistic version of this saying would be "no u".

There are quite a few variants of this fucking retarded saying:
"I know you are but what am I"
"You are too"
"So are you"
"You are what you called me"
"That's what you are too"
"*literally copy what they said*"
"You are *insert what they said* too"
And for a bonus, show off how angry you really are by putting a smiley. Show you are also angry (but not as angry lmao) by putting an angry face. Don't put emojis, fuckface.

See? I came up with those easily. Next time you get in a fight, don't say shit like this. It only makes you closer to defeat.
"Rabbits are shit"
"No you"
"Says the one who isn't creative enough to say that"
by PI55 September 29, 2018
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