Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

Wisconsin Dih Pic

When you shove blue cheese up your urethra, insert a miniature camera, and proceed to ejaculate all of it into another man's rectum on video, then post it to YouTube Kids.

Malachi loved it when Samuel performed the Wisconsin Dih Pic inside him.

by C0ntm June 19, 2025

Wisconsin cheesestick

to shove a cheesestick up someones ass, jizz on it, and eat it.

I had a Wisconsin cheesestick last night.

by cooliggy427 June 26, 2025

Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth

That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo

by Face tickler July 2, 2025

wisconsin mongoloid

when incest with a mongoloid kid and a parent have sex

white trash that makes less than a mailman, a C.O (aka a wisconsin mongoloid)

by mcjgon July 4, 2025

Wisconsin blow dryer

That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…

guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis July 21, 2025

Wisconsin Turkey

Tying your partner up on a table and putting turkey stuffing inside, fucking them and nutting in the turkey to mix it all up. Oil them up, best with green bay butter and eat it out of them.

Friend: “ hey bro what you doin for thanksgiving”
You: “ nothing much, just me and my girl having some Wisconsin turkey”
Friend: “that sounds good, what’s Wisconsin turkey?”
You: “ come over and have a taste”

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025