wax my lobby

to pleasure one's self in the foyer of an apartment building

I am Going to Wax my lobby while waiting for AJ to pick me up to take me to the gay bar

by JennJenn July 16, 2006

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Get the wax my lobbymug.

Double Reverse Wax Job

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.

Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.

by Team Total Penetration April 23, 2012

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Get the Double Reverse Wax Jobmug.

waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

by Jonson boyiee September 16, 2008

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Get the waxing his gofermug.

Put the pussy on the chain wax

To be ruthless, persistent and resourceful.

This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.

We can choose to play by the rules and coast through life, OR - We can put the pussy on the chain wax and become rock stars!

by Arizonapocalypse December 26, 2020

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