Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor
Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em
by Overstored Milk March 08, 2024
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Walmart

A very convenient store that happens to be the ghettoist places on earth in which you can find a handful of very Extravagant people! Examples would be the following: brawlers, some coke addicts, a kid screaming, a hispanic or black mom smacking their child, and more!
Person 1: are you at Walmart?
Person 2: yes, some chick punched someone and shove an avocado in their mouth and now the cops are here.
by Aquatic_animations10 May 04, 2022
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walmart

(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.
Hot take: Castlevania is just walmart Metroid.
by loog noog December 04, 2019
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Walmart

it’s a store. What else would it be
Welcome to Walmart
by giomtz68 April 07, 2021
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To walmart something is to buy it and then return it when you're done.
Billy: Man, I wanna watch the playoffs on that new 4K TV, but it's so expensive.
Patel: Just walmart it.
by sandpapa April 18, 2016
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High Intensity Walmart

High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'
A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery

B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart
by __naux__ October 22, 2024
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Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart
Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"
by $Guru April 04, 2018
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