Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.

He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.

by janethepaint May 21, 2017

veggie vegan

A veggie vegan is a vegan that is usually mocked by his/her/their friends. But, these "Veggie Vegans" always stick to it and never give up on there vegan path.

"HAHAHAHAHAH these the VEGGIE VEGANNN!!!!!" (the dumb kid)
"I am happy with my life style choices!" (The veggie vegan.)

by The real VEGGIE VEGAN November 30, 2017

Bad vegan

A person who tries to go for vegan options, but doesn't give a fuck if there is none and eats meat in the end.

Also, this person has a hard time understanding what is vegan and what is vegetarian.

Conversation with a waiter:
-Sorry do you have a vegan option?
-No.
-Then I will have the lamb/beef/pork/chicken.
-Oh, you're a bad vegan! Cool!

by kristark February 19, 2018

Lunar Vegan

A type of vegan that only eats fruits and vegetables picked during a full moon. Principly from California.

Dude WTF I've got this vegan at table 12 that can't eat any nightshades and only eats veggies picked on a full Moon.... the Bitch is a Lunar Vegan!

by Vulgarvernacular January 22, 2017

Verbal Vegan

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but isn’t.

Well he says he is a vegan but I caught him chomping a snickers the other day, he is a verbal vegan.

by TheVeganEdge December 22, 2020

Nebraska-Vegan

When the steak/cut you bought and ate was sourced from local butchers or farm in Nebraska.

I’d eat the steak your mom cooked but I’m a Nebraska-Vegan and that’s not gonna make the cut.

by Turtle_Master13 September 30, 2021

Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.

"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021