Get the Valentinemug. when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 March 27, 2012
Get the fake valentinemug. 
Valentine is a person really fun. She can be a bad bitch of she wants. If you have a Valentine as a friend, you’re lucky because she’s gonna be here for you and loves you for ever.
by V.ltn November 23, 2021
Get the Valentinemug. Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019
Get the Joe valentinemug. by scopthicc February 11, 2021
Get the valentinmug. (Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacremug.