Unicorn Syndrome

A term loosely applied to preteen and young teenage girls who seem to be living half-inside a fantasy world. Symptoms include overuse of makeup (specifically glitter and eyeshadow), taking horse-riding lessons, wearing multiple bracelets and other tacky jewelery, reading medieval romance novels, et cetera. NOT to be confused with goths.

"J.B. put big smudges of purple over her eyes, then rubbed glitter over her cheeks. She's got a serious case of Unicorn Syndrome going on.. I don't think she realizes how stupid she looks."

by Tomanton February 11, 2005

unicorn weed

-noun

Refers to any strain of marijuana so incredibly rare and potent that it may as well be mythological. Not to be confused with "celebrity" strains such as White Widow or chronic weed (marijuana laced with cocaine).

Unicorn strains are generally nameless yet will produce an extremely powerful high comparable with that of any premier breed. Such marijuana is typically produced by only a handful of minor or private growers, leading to its obscurity and low circulation.

This bud is ridiculously good, you're not going to run into weed like this again for long time. It's fucking unicorn weed man.

by Pete the Cheat December 16, 2009

Unicorn Whisperer

An individual who can communicate with "Unicorns". Meaning that individual is in touch with all things exceptional, unique and magical.

For example, one with exceptional taste and wide knowledge might be considered a unicorn whisperer.

by Munxx March 25, 2009

unicorn zone

This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.

John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."

by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015

Unicorn Talk

Flirtations, sexual, or intimate advances that will not come to fruition. Typically on the internet via instant messaging two parties are talking and one makes comments about things that will never happen or have a very low chances of occuring. These low chances of fruition are typically barred by distance, attraction, or status.

Guy in Moscow: You are hot!
Girl in LA: Thanks, so are you!
Guy in Moscow: What are you doing?
Girl in LA: Relaxing at home.
Guy in Moscow: Wish I could help you relax some more.
Girl in LA: That would be sweet - tee hee.
Guy in Moscow: Can I come over and give you a massage?
Girl in LA: Ummm.. and you're 10,000 miles away.. so cut the Unicorn Talk and talk real or get on a plane and put out or just shut up.
Guy in Moscow: Oh, sorry! Didn't realize I was dealing with such a fine sophisticate with a good head on her shoulders! Guy in Moscow: So what bands are you into?
Girl in LA: Only the good stuff: Owl City, Dragonette, Stevie Nicks..

by hadrianm August 26, 2009

Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.

I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.

by lovestolkein January 7, 2011

unicorn deep

Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.

Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.

by Rybuscle December 26, 2014