splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

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Tube and slot

Sex, refers to the joining of male (tube) and female (slot) genitalia.

Want to play a little tube and slot?

by Tubedude December 17, 2017

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How you behave on The London Underground (or tube) whenever you may be on it. It may be that you do offer your seat to those who need it more or it may be that your a douche its however you act on the Tube.

Guy 1 "hey dude check out that dick not giving that pregnant lady his seat"

Guy 2 "wow.. what a dick, I bet he's in a shit tube-mood"

by JB9254 July 22, 2011

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Blue Tubes

The female equivalent of blue balls

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.

by Sailey Bchroeter January 4, 2019

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Sloppy tube

It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM

I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.

by greeneggsnshmeegle March 14, 2018

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