Person 1: I am feeling sick; Should I ingest some bleach?
Person 2: Only if you are a trumpet.
Person 1: I know he cheated on me multiple times; but he swears has has changed. I should call him.
Person 2: Girl why you got to be such a trumpet
Person 2: Only if you are a trumpet.
Person 1: I know he cheated on me multiple times; but he swears has has changed. I should call him.
Person 2: Girl why you got to be such a trumpet
by LittleCloud October 31, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. by Camokt June 16, 2016
Get the trumpet cookiemug. The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.
Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019
Get the Trumpetmug. Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity
Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006
Get the Thimble Trumpetmug. Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?
Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
by Daveeeed NYC May 10, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology
When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole
by Godly asshole March 9, 2018
Get the Trumpetmug. by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025
Get the Trumpet of Patriotsmug.