Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021

Milk tractor

A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her

Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor

by Novanir July 16, 2021

dirty traitor

to insert one finger in the middle of an intercourse into the anus of a male partner

My entrance is still sore since she dirty traitor'd me
Did you hear the rumors? Candice performed a dirty traitor on Dylan while he was asleep

by anonymous January 10, 2022

Race traitor

When your buddy from America wants to kick out everyone and then say he's Irish.

"You going to Mike's camps"
"Yea prob he's a race traitor"
"OH which race?"
"Um idk even his own"

by Definitely not nate December 28, 2021

canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil

A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted

by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022

sports traitor

An athlete that uses the resources of one country for most of their life and then represents a different country at the Olympics specifically because of anticipated future financial gain

Eileen Gu and Naomi Osaka are sports traitors because they were both raised and trained in the US then represented other countries in the Olympics.

by Commercial-Skirt-683 February 17, 2022

toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters

jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!

by crimeraaa July 24, 2022