shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

Lie Ying

The most beautiful and caring girl you will ever meet. She is hella smart and is guaranteed to make you laugh. Loves her family and friends so you should forever hold her dear to you. In a relationship, a Lie Ying do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy though she can be demanding at times. People may see her as stuck up and spoiled but once you know her, she is just really hangry most of the time. If you are lucky to know a Lie Ying, do not take her for granted and love her endlessly! Treat her right.

I love Lie Ying!

by MrKinglovesLY November 22, 2021

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

lie

the cake

this cake is so fake is a lie

by kinekosogayhegay May 21, 2020

Not letting them lie to you about it

That's the REAL problem.

Hym "The REAL problem isn't the retard sex cult. It's not the pedophile sex island. It's not the fat-cocks stealing AI from the person who called into question their monopoly. It's NOT LETTING THEM LIE TO YOU ABOUT IT! That's what they think the real problem is. ME not letting them lie about it. And their shills using a faux incredulity to cover for them."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.

Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Noganal Lie

Southern slang used by honky-tonk red necks to try to sound more sophisticated. Means 'not going to lie'.

Billy Joe: Yep de'r some bign's in that there lake Karl.

Karl: Yee buddy, noganal lie I saw one of 'dem suckers swimmin' back yonder.

Billy Joe: Woo buddy, you sounded so sofis'toekated right d'er Karl!

by Jackith2 February 11, 2012